I saw her while sober, and she is definately cut off from the penis ride
we just toasted to your mouth on alex's balls at the bar
I saw an Asian dude carrying a patchwork denim purse get into a car with two rednecks at the grocery store tonight. Imagine what I could have seen if I had actually done something interesting.
literally overdrew my bank account at 3 in the morning to eat subway with 7 sherriffs.
I'll report later on the progress of the mountain orgy
Don't lose. A little bit of my soul dies every time a beer pong game is lost.
Just start grabbing cocks. It can't go wrong! Just say you thought you knew him and wanted to check.
I let him do a line off my nipple in exchange for his prescription pain pills. I feel like 3/4 Vegas stripper, 1/4 underbelly of society.
And after that you guys started calling arbor mist "breakfast juice"
I was scared I had HIV after last time so I'm not gonna do it again
But he was really hot
Glad you don't have HIV
Part of my treatment is getting high and having sex with 22 year olds. I have a prescription!
You kept sacrificing me last night. You would just yell out "Virgin Sacrifice!!" and then throw me into a circle of men.
I was thirsty after the sex and it was a long trek back to res so naturally I stole chocolate milk from his fridge as I left
We ended the night eating peanutbutter with our hands and smoking cigarettes in the house at 4am. Fucking Everclear, man.
he had a cock ring. i orgasmed before he even put it in
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