I don't think he has that. His apartment was pretty much a tv and a bed. Topless girl calendar and a glass of water to put out cigarettes.
I'm so turned on right now it's fucking stupid. I hate burger king commercials
Ran into him today. He apologized via facebook. sometimes I hate our generation
I told her I was horny and she said to forget it because she has vagina drama.
WHAT IN THE HELL IS VAGINA DRAMA?!
I love watching the kids I sold drugs to score touchdowns
while i was sleeping he changed my screen saver to his dick with a heart frame around it. I just might be falling in love.
This is final. The chair stays in the bathroom, we are too old to be puking from the floor, grown ups sit in chairs infront of the toilet to puke.
Or grown ups don't drink themselves into vomiting.
DO NOT EAT ONE OF DONOVANS WEED RICE CRISPIES. I REPEAT DO NOT EAT IF YOU VALUE YOUR EYE BALLS
He didn't dress up but kept finding random pieces of costumes on the floor at each club. He was an 80s hair band warrior at the end of the night.
How am I supposed to stop smoking pot when girl scout cookies are being sold.
He called me on my way to the bathroom and told me he wanted to hear me pee my beers out... That. Drunk.
Gina was bawling her eyes out and then she ran into the street and peed. she kept screaming "LOOK WHAT YOUVE DONE TO ME"
I didn't even realize I grinded on a security guard last night. Shit. Did he at least like it?
I'm out of breath and my thighs burn but at least it's over.
Should I wish him a happy birthday?
Well he has been inside of you enough times that you probably should.
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