We better get laid next semester cause I prayed hard
I even walked 30 feet with my eyes closed from two love rocks so that we get some cock
There is a reason Crest White Strips don't list masturbation as one of the myriad of activities to do while whitening your teeth. A very good reason.
Random question, how's your gag reflex these days
I just realized that the music from spongebob is also used in real sex HBO.
he acted like he had never seen anyone snort lines of adderall off of a microwave before. freshman.
Vaginas creep me out. I'm disgusted by the look of them. I wonder if this is what having an ugly baby is like: you have to take care of it and love it but it just hurts you on the inside to look at it.
For looking exactly like her, she tasted less like her sister than I would've thought
We opted you as the sacrificial dick tonight. We need our patron cafe. Go make some moves.
I found three vicadin and a pint of fireball with the note. In case of emergency drink me under their sink.
"I'm 95% straight," he says. Cut to him on his knees...by far the most beautiful guy I've ever fucked.
I hooked up with a blind guy last night... he's clapping in order to find his way around our apartment
Figured out how to triple bathroom speed at #lollapalooza.. Girl squats, guy 1 goes between her, guy 2 uses urinal. Your welcome.
He also needs to focus on not being such a little bitch, but that's none of my business.
is 250 jello shots considered an open container?
i woke up on the third floor, naked in a closet.
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