Tell me exactly where it said it wasn't a unisex bathroom.
I just came to the conclusion that the most depressing part of my day is when I have to put clothes on.
college drinking is stealing all my money, thank god planned parenthood is somewhat free
No, that was before the police came, but after the hooker.
so, are you laying bloody on campus somewhere or did you go out after class and forget to let me know?
bloody. ill be home soon.
My bullwhip has saved my life tonight and gotten me laid. I'm gonna be Indiana Jones every Halloween!
They left at like 4. I got up to help clean their house this morning and we found his pants. No ones heard from him, we're all a little scared.
I know it sucks but it's just something that needs to be done though. Like shaving ur pubes or going to the dentist.
I was just at home taking Vicodin for a week straight. Talk about a vacation.
I had to hypnotize my roommate last night so there's that.
She pretty much spent NYE measuring dicks, trying to decide which one to take home.
i just thought a plastic bag was my cat. i just pet a plastic bag. that high.
Like don't initiate a threesome when we're all watching SPONGEBOB. That's like sacrilege.
I despise everything about her. Except her tits.
That means I have to put pants on. That is not something I am willing to do right now.
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