Yeah I guess I was Pocahontus. If she were a trifling drunk who hung out in her undies, with possible brain damage.
god, you should never be in the FBI. you'd give away america's secrets to any boy who asked.
And secondly i just said i'd pay ten dollars to have sex with you
ugh, today is just one of those 'get high before your 8am class' days.
he was so excited that he found the elusive clitoris. i was like look christopher colombus, just because you found it doesnt mean you knew what to do with it
But I thought everyone had breakup sex?
Waking and baking in my bathtub. In a giant sweater. And no pants. This is going to be the best 420 ever.
Don't mean to be rude. But did you, by any chance, cut down a tree from my neighbors backyard last night? And did you also drag it to my yard and burn it?
He's an acquired taste, like S&M or those crunchy things they put in salads
Croutons?
I'll be visiting the rave tower. Prepare your finest boxed wines for my consumption.
Who gives a hand job to a 19 yr old one night then the next lets a 31 year old random man fly a plane to town and pick u up and take u to dinner?
I'm not saying you're stupid, just that you have bad luck when thinking...
she's my really slutty friend i bring around so i can act slutty and not feel as bad about it
Do u think the bouncer will let me in with a giant stuffed snake?
If hypothetically I needed to puke on the bus... how would I go about doing this.
Randomize
