the ugly redhead just came into the bar, wearing a sombrero...by herself... who is going to tell her that its not cool to throw themed parties when you're the only guest?
you know when i was in school the girls definitely did not have the tits the 15 year olds have now. so unfair.
just saw a girl throwing up in a taco bell nacho cantainor going 60 down the highway
it will be a sad day when drinking racks of keystone isnt socially acceptable anymore
so i finally decided to ask her out. she started mumbling, then she puked on me. i think i'll try again when she's sober
just gave another girl i passed on the walk of shame a high five
Then you screamed "fuck her like shes not your sister tonight" at the people walking down the road.
Her thighs are so strong. I thought my head was gonna get crushed when I was eating her out
Dude she looks like a female richard gere plus 400 pounds.
and honestly how many chances will you get to hook up with a one armed guy?
Until you find your self finger banging supergirl in the middle of the dance floor while her friends are passing around for luigi mustache for a photo op, YOU HAVE NOT HIT MY LEVEL
him being a republican bothers me way more than his coke problem.
You stole my crutches last night at the bar, the DJ had to ask for them to be returned
She said she was hoping I'd be hotter. I told her I didn't see anybody standing in line to titty fuck her either. She was a great kisser.
School supplies are right next to the margarita mix at target. Its a sign
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