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That guy youre talking to looks like Brian from Family Guy.
If one more person calls me a lesbian I am going to have to give you head in public.
Soooo billy mays was on coke. I'm about as shocked as I was when Clay Aiken came out
anyone who buys me chipotle gets an automatic hj
he had to chose between the booze and condoms
what did he choose?
the booze, then looked at me and said, plan b is free right?
over or under 1pm before my bracket is too blurry to read?
Don't judge me. He's really sexy for a 17 year old. We made nasty in the womens bathroom at the beach. Don't worry. I wore sandals in there.
None of that is ok.
at least he left the skimmer on the side of the pool so i could fish out my thong in the morning
The kids I taught this morning even knew i was drunk. One of them even said, and I quote, "You smell like my dad after he goes bowling."
You and your vagina are hellbent on selfdestruction and bad decisions
Dude...can we put that on a tshirt? I will totally sport that shit.
I feel violated by Miley Cirrus's performance in the VMA's.
I mean really am I setting up a snapchat when I'm 40 so I can send nudes to my 23 yr old bf? yes, yes I am. Where is my life heading.
OMFG. JUST WALKED IN ON A DUDE JERKING IT IN THE MCDONALDS BATHROOM
Stall or urinal?
I have a video on my phone of someone streaking in my house last night, do you have any idea who it is?
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