Could you please tell me why If you were a 21 year old man why you would want to sleep with a girl who has tinkerbell bedding?
in jail i did the beyonce ass shake for the police officers & called Sally from my collect phone in my cell & started singing "im in JAAAIL IM IN JAAAIL",
Hands down the most disgusting picture message ever received. Thank you.
im here for your entertainment
bong water from a few floors above me just splashed onto my face when i was looking out the window. Happy 4/21 to me
I think my goal for this black wed is to not scream at an off duty state cop in a bar after trying to flirt with him. No need to make that an annual tradition
You made out with a guy who refers to his cock as "rafiki." Are you proud of yourself?
A guy at one of our big accounts just said you probably dont remember meeting me saturday night ps you were right about those two girls being lesbian
Tried to figure out where I was without opening my eyes this morning for like twenty minutes. Not even close. Not even the right state.
i have an important question...can you drink in jail?
And all you did was hit on me and do things "for America", so you weren't judged heavily
Yuck. My throat feels like someone chucked a couple of Maltov cocktails down it and finished it off with a super soaker filled with Jameson.
Let's be real. I'm the Usain Bolt of running away after hookups. Fastest (wo)man alive.
He has a beach house and a Simba tattoo. Our wedding is next Tuesday, hope you're free.
Yeah that was post sex. I was thinking in my mind, no wonder he didnt ask me to call him daddy since he actually is a dad
If I don't get alcohol poisoning from tonight I don't think i ever will.
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