Taking a 35 year old indonesian home, only in vegas ;-)
took him home. told him i would rock his world. passed out. a for effort f for follow thru
I realized that I've made out with a different boy almost every time we've gone to mcgoreys....I don't need a boyfriend...I have that bar
like why cant he just admit that he still wants to fuck me even though im underage
you convinced the bartender to un-cut you off by letting him touch your boobs whenever you ordered a drink.
90 In a 65. Talked my way out of it with the i have to poop story. i am the ticket jesus
St Patricks Day is not the day you decide to have a sober epiphany.
I'm sorry I put you in the washing machine. I honestly thought you would fit.
Should I tell him the real reason I was in the hospital, or should I just keep him thinking the side effect he thought was in for was allergy related, not I just miscarried the child I didn't know we were having?
If that orgasm indicates how the rest of the year is going to go, I need to buy rain boots.
how did you set a fucking salad on fire????????
I have in my possession one ukulele shaped package.
nothing like a long car ride to make you think of all the bad things you've done
This might be the worst thing you've ever done.
Really? I feel like I've done worse. Guess I gotta step my game up.
Danny put 5 hr energy in the jungle juice (that brilliant bastard) and I almost showed my penis to Alex. It was a rough night.
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