i walked into the party and i guess everyone knew because they began to chant "ass to mouth"
I just blindly shoved it in. I'm still not sure which hole I got.
you refused to come out of the bathroom until i asked you in spanish
Finished drinking tea out of a red party cup when I was done I flipped it without even thinking
when i got there he was on top of an air mattress in the middle of the pool with a bag of doritos and a 40 telling people he needed his space.
I had my first sober conversation with his roommate. I remembered half way through that the first time we met I was getting fucked on his counter
Not gonna lie i was comfortable between the allsups air conditioners while you were talking to the cop.
I could not actually bring myself to utter the phrase "donkey cock" in front of my father. Not possible.
Just found a condom on my floor from last weekend. 2/2. The scavenger hunt is over.
I woke up naked on my couch playing a video game I thought I had dreamed about... oh yeah, and someone cut my hair.
if there is one thing you splurge on it better be nice condoms
That was the first time I ever heard of a female getting road head while driving... thanks for the memory and making me happy ending..
Who the fuck puts glitter on their vagina? It’s all over my face and crotch.
I called him my big strong man today. It's all downhill from here. Matching Christmas sweaters, here we come
I just want to get high and watch Dr. Pimple Popper.
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