Black lace...the rest is up to ur imagination
There needs to be a term for a female version of a rusty trombone
but i am gonna have to have sex w/ him again to get my earrings back
I would like to meet someone who actually lost their virginity in a candle filled room
I want to punch and suck your dick at the same time. I don't think we have the healthiest of relationships.
oh and i'm sorry i sold you for three cigarettes last night
You need to get over here. I think the drunks are about to sacrifice a chicken to the beer gods. Or a freshman. Stay tuned.
oh god my hair smells like rotten vegetables, sweat, and tequila. I wanna party with your neighbors every night.
you taught an eight year old how to shotgun a half pint of chocolate milk, that's all i'm saying
We had to go. She called the bartender a thundercunt.
Reminder: You could have had sex with me while wearing a tiara.
I just fell off a roof. So I'm kinda chillin for a minute.
I think that's the first time I had "ass rimming" scroll across my phone at work
You drank whiskey for 9 hours and did not eat anything.Nothing good was going to come from that.
it is time to test the effects of half a loaf of bread and overconfidence on the human body
Randomize
