I have said "that's the wrong hole" for the last time.
I totally got off with my controler for my ps3. Soooo glad I ended up with that racing game for Christmas.
her nose should be used as a dorsal fin
you won't ask to borrow his earbuds because you think it's gross, but you'll have sex with him?
he just quoted gucci mane to try and get me to give him head.
Is it weird that I found myself thinking of that blue chick from Avatar while she gave me head after the movie?
Apparently she held up my head the entire 40 minutes, convincing the cab driver that I was okay
Maybe I should forgo underwear.
This is a family BBQ no?
Yeah. Rock bottom was him passing out and saying "are you putting a condom on me?" and me covering his mouth and saying shhhhh�
Want to come over? I'm getting stoned and watching Netflix and making s'mores over a candle in my room
I'm running on two hours of sleep, a shot of vodka, and half of a granola bar. I can't be held responsible for what I do.
I feel like there is something fundamentally wrong with me as a woman. My initial text to you was "What's up, fuck bucket?"
I'm graduating college in 4 days. I already miss the bad decisions
Hey! How are you feeling? Still preferring soup over sex?
I accidentally sent my mom a nude picture of my ass... she replied with how did you get that angle ?
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