ok shes still asleep, should i pee on her and say she did it herself? and by the time you respond to this ill probably have already made the decision
That girl would be way hotter if she changed her face.
he only lasted 2 minutes. he said it was because i was so pretty. i'm not sure what to feel right now.
beer pong: waldo and ernie vs. bacon and eggs... i love halloween
i cant get the smell of ass out of my nose
boy from dating site added me on facebook. i don't know if i'm ready for him to see what a drunk i am.
I just had to stop two people giving each other hand jobs in the pool. That was not something I was taught in lifeguard training
PSA: Morning booty calls are no longer accepted after the hours of 6am when I've been drinking or before 11am when I have not. Your cooperation is appreciated.
Also, you peed on your hand last night. Id just like to point that out
So I peed on what I thought was a wall while in nashville come to find out while running from the cop it was just a dark tinted window and the while bar witnessed me peeing
At one point we were both in the bathroom and i was taking a shit while holding your hair as you puked in the sink. Friendship.
Would you accept a fantastic blowjob as payment?
I just gotta say that I feel so much better now that I got some. I mean I feel like a normal functioning adult ready to contribute to society.
She was all for the threesome til I showed her a pic of my boyfriend. I think I should re-evaluate my life decisions.
The amount of illegal things I've done this weekend is astounding.
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