your profile still reads that you like women...interesting? I think there is some photography and video that will show otherwise
Please tell me I didn't pass out while we were having sex last night... and if so I am sooooo sorry.
I realized today that the only reason you made out with Travis is because he has nice teeth
make any headway on the foot/dick situation?
Acid is not a monday night drug
Got one of only two perfect scores in the class on the quiz I took drunk. This is not a good thing for me to have learned about myself.
ugh... I can't wait for campus to get back. Then everyone will have other things to try to have sex with besides me.
We're gonna go drive around campus and throw water balloons at all the drunk bitches wobbling around, wanna come?
We were having sex and his high flatmates stood outside his room playing the guitar and singing Somebody to Love by Justin Beiber. Weirdest night ever.
So I did end up texting him last night... I asked him how he felt about haircuts... not sure where I was going with that one?
Got hit on by the cable guy. Solid 9. Think Orlando Bloom with a glorious curly mullet.
I feel like we need to find him and explain that if the two of them would just fuck he'd understand.
Great news. I WILL BE FUCKING IN A BOUNCY HOUSE TOMORROW.
He somehow obtained a megaphone and managed to scare away the out-of-control house party—the house party that HE started, by the way— by pretending to be the police.
Speaking of which.. there's underwear in my backseat and Arby's cheese sauce on my door handle. So much for my new Volvo bringing out my classy side.
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