I prefer the term 'tenderly watching'
such a stalker...
she wanted to love me. she just didn't know it yet.
Just got yelled at by a priest...again.
chris hansen is no longer pursuing child predators.let's celebrate
i'll bring the hard lemonade and lube
Every time I hang out with your gay friend, I have to make a checklist of words to look up when I get home. First Google of the night? "Power bottom."
I was wrong being drunk doesn't make accounting more interesting
guess they didn't have any donuts in her size.
I'll be there in 5 min. If not, read this again.
turkey basters and jungle juice, is that really the whole shopping list for new year's?
its not that he announces that he can deep throat a banana its the fact he knows he can and it makes me wonder how he found out
This escort grabbed my boyfriends ass and it became clear, he fucked pretty much anything he could find prior to dating me.
Then he complimented me on how excellent I was at breathing through my nose
I can already see the regret in her eyes. Amazing night. This city rules.
just gonna show up naked this time. that way i dont have to worry about finding my clothes tomorrow
He's saved in my phone as 'MURICA. I think it's safe to say I'm not exactly taking him seriously.
you were acting out moves from the wwe, in a dress. then you sceamed "you can't see me" and ran out of the apt.
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