And no, shaving doesn't make it look bigger, either
Only at my house do scrabble games turn into fist fights. I won though... the fight not the board game.
I just saw the preacher from the church I grew up in while I was buying condoms at the drugstore... he remembered me.
Life after highschool has not been kind to her. She looked fatter than Luke Wilson's face in those AT&T commercials.
Oh, and my friends believe you should reimburse me for the brazilian that was gone to waste.
You want anything?
Gatorade and you naked.
Bring gay.
By that I meant the rum. I just realized that my request made no sense. You always bring gay.
I think cutting a patient out of a owl costume is a first for those guys. It's a good story at least.
Its okay that he doesn't remember you, he only remembers girls by their boobs and I think you were wearing a jacket
drinking vodka, listening 2 smh at 530am slow cooking beef stew. you'll enjoy the stew and worry abt me in the morning. bon apatite
body shots are frowned upon at family weddings. i'll keep that in mind next time. maybe.
Just wanted to share my unfortunate vagina news in the hopes that it would make your vagina feel better about itself.
In between explaining the best feminist lenses for the myth of Persephone and doing vodka shots with my friends she dragged me into my car and gave me an Earth shattering blow job. Honestly I think I'm in love.
I would like to reiterate that I went to give lessons and ended up having a three way instead
Just got an exam care package consisting of only adderall wrapped in money. Score one for mom.
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