I think scott just propositioned me for sex
Gfs sis is in town. Its awkwardly obv that we want to fuck each other.
Ross. Joey. Chandler. Who would you do?
I sware she could use her own nose as a dildo.
They took my balls.
I'm high. Everything has a 45° angle. That is as far as my eyes open
You threw up in a empty pizza box at Pizza Hut and opened the door with your face. So that maybe why it's bruised.
Spider-Man is making out with Wonder Woman while Captain Kirk feels up Princess Lea. Nice to see nerd barriers broken down at Comic Con.
is it wrong to hook up with someone at a memorial drum circle
The cup holder in my recliner holds a whole bottle of wine. That's definitely a sign.
My mom found your leather pants in our guest room. She doesn't want to know why they are there, she just wants to know if you want them washed.
Weight watchers just said "you've tracked beer three times recently, want to make it one of your favorites?" I'm begining to understand why I needed to go in the first place.
I would climb him like a jungle gym. Enthusiastically and creatively.
Can you leave her a note saying "did you enjoy watching me fuck your roommate?"
I will.
There are footprints all over my windshield
You said you were making waffles...
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