just won 30 on black! Ok adicteddd! Never coming back gqmbeqing is easy.
now my debit card is betting 1k whoops. im gongk eh be rich!!!
whoops didnt work. think the gambeli mashine is busters!! now im betting 2k?! bad idea?
I'm making progress with her.. She actually looked at me today and gave me a dirty look. Things are going real good.
you decided to have a spaghetti fight but then you got greedy and decided to eat it all.
Be here at 3:30. We'll find out how much beer can fit in a Mini Cooper.
I've been crying in my room listening to Billy Joel for 2 hours. Thank God Four Loko was banned.
You left your underwear here. I'm hanging it on my door
Why is there a blood-covered "sorry about your stuff" note stapled to my door?
just run out there and shit all over the driveway when he comes.. and then point at him
She had cheddar bay biscuits in her purse. Biscuits, Id and cash. I'm gonna marry her.
People shouldn't leave you two alone together. You're just going to end up having sex.
Turns out the bartender I fucked is the bar owner. WHY THE FUCK DO I PAY FOR HALF MY DRINKS? IS SEX NOT TIP ENOUGH?
She's in it for that fear factor ya'll. Obsession and stalking or nothing.
As a rule...I don't sleep with my friends or watch movies with talking dogs
Once again I let my vagina make the decisions...that and vodka :(
Want to go to Victoria’s Secret? His fiancée is out of town and I’m going to try and stop the wedding with lingerie and lots adventurous sex
Absolutely! I love a good sexual filibuster!
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