Tell her to GTFO!!!!! JAI HO!!!!!
The more I throw up, the more I am remembering exactly what I drank last night...in order.
Considering he believes im part of the 2016 us curling team id say hes pretty drunk
There's half of a squirrel in the bathtub - i figured you'd be the one to go to.
That's ok. Our relationship has a solid foundation of booze and questionable behavior.
Here. I am here. I do not know where here is but it includes condom balloons, a keg castle, and a shaved goat. Do not find me...I am in post blackout heaven.
So apparently after he gets hammered, falls down a set of stairs and gets a concussion, he can still come home and find a way to play his guitar solo bullshit as loud as possible while i seduce my date...
love being home for thanksgiving just had grandma pick me up from the frat by her house
Either you got hacked or we need to have a serious discussion about sending penis enlargement emails to your straight friends and why you shouldn't. It sends the wrong message.
I am trying to take a picture of a man in a wheelchair trying to ship a michael jackson portrait
Do you have any puffy paint? I want to put "fiesta muthafuckas" on my sombrero but its too much to bedazzle.
Just fucked up my mustache shaving, gonna have to take it off because now it makes me look like a pedophile
FYI your old mustache made you look like a pedophile
She passed out in my baby sister's room so we put her in one of my grandma's diapers, put a pacifier in her mouth, put her in my sister's crib and took pictures.
I walked in on a circlejerk after punching that guy out. Instant karma.
Man the amount of drugs being done at a wedding with a bunch of surgeons was disturbing
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