Dub. In the bra. Dub in the bra.
Your parents are going to be so confused in the morning
More like pissed. but ill be sure to explain my pathological fear of terrorists hiding in the bathtub
I wish i could be there for it
He was crying to my sister about feeling like a bad person. Then he groped my breasts.
i have some very unhappy turtles in my backseat
It smells like ranch
Must be all the white people
Last thing I remember was you straddling a guy in a wheelchair on the dance floor.
There are 3 guys sitting in the elevator in lawn chairs wearing sunglasses and holding beers. the hallway rugs are stuffed in a trash can. i've never been so glad to be sober.
I made him a flow chart of what to do if I got arrested.
No. I either had a 6 minute orgasm or I had so many I lost count. I'm still not sure.
I'm hungover laying in my moms bed watching Space Jam.. Adult Life..
I don't know if I'm more excited about sex or that I have an excuse to smoke a cigarette
Free stuff before I even put his balls in my mouth like wow great start
I think it's getting serious, we started a jigsaw puzzle together.
I'm 22 and I'm drinking hawaiian punch from a sippy cup. Everything is right in the world.
As for the other mouse...I don't have any mouse traps so I put a Jell-O shot on the ground. Party hard little dude.
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