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• (802): View more from Vermont

  You know that bakery that Sandra Bullock's sister owns?

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  The one in Montpelier?

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  yeah, well it doesn't exist anymore. VT's one fucking claim to fame closed.

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• (202): View more from Washington, DC

  all they had in the fridge was rum and filled water balloons

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• (503): View more from Oregon

  My mom just asked me if I was gay in front of my gf

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• (907): View more from Alaska

  everyone contributed. i held her hair back, he rubbed my vag... it was a team effort.

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• (310): View more from California

  We found her hiding in the bath tub.. And when i opened the curtain she replied "thank you" and walked out like nothing happened.

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• (715): View more from Wisconsin

  Successfully masturbated while balancing on an exercise ball. my greatest accomplishment?

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  Probably

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• (787): View more from Puerto Rico

  I dnt think she needs convincing on the threesome part, it's the threesome with your roommate situation that needs some work

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• (972): View more from Texas

  Whenever you get off. By "pick me up from work" I mean, "pick me up from a bar by work at your earliest convenience" :)

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• (484): View more from Pennsylvania

  You're more than welcome to join us! There's red velvet cake and apparently my pants are open for business I didn't consent to this

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• (812): View more from Indiana

  So are we just not going to talk about the time I came home to you jerking it in the kitchen?

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• (347): View more from New York

  Well we went from the roof to the stairwell to an air mattres. One day were going to fuck in a bed

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• (306): View more from Saskatchewan

  I'm not into beards but apparently my vagina is.

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• (563): View more from Iowa

  I woke up in the basement of a pizza restaurant... I would say the tequila hit me pretty hard.

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• (850): View more from Florida

  I was really proud of me too last night! Found a discarded hamburger that I have no memory of at the foot of the bed. Instead of a Dude. I'm really growing as a person

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• (937): View more from Ohio

  Dude my toilet did not deserve what I just did to it

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