she is unbelievable! ever pee on a girl?
not while she was awake
So Ryan had to wash the dishes. His solution: take a shower with them. I'm never eating at his house again.
They poked me and kept screaming "LAUGH DOUGH BOY" it's like 3rd grade all over again.
Just hit him with your car. I can guarantee he won't do it again.
yeah that's what i said...you fucked him and peed on his comforter
yeah well...Like any great yacht, I leave a wake
Today is definitely a "stand over the toilet and pee through the opening at the bottom of my boxers" kind of day.
I guess the silver lining is that having a big dick really comes in handy when you're hungover.
It's a mixed blessing.
We aren't really supposed to respect our bodies til our mid twenties.
I texted him 3 days ago he said he was pre gaming for the Super Bowl today he just text" gtomajg kaka hee 48!!!"
The bond between me and cheese is something no man can understand.
chicken nuggets make me a bit homicidal
I REALLY NEED TO STOP CELEBRATING THAT FUCKING HOLIDAY
Good for you, kid with a beer in hand as you walk to your 11 am class.
I thought this was a dry campus.
That means you have to bring your own beer from home.
You know you drink too much when the bartender at your favorite bar recognizes you at chipotle with your sunglasses on.
I got really worried when i woke up and there weren't any missed booty calls from him between 3 and 5 am. Apparently his gf is in town ...
Just because my bed is easier to get to doesn't mean it's okay to fuck in.
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