She was so high she ate a little piece of weed off her pants and thought it was food.
It was like little house on the drunk prairie.
I know eh? If a man wants to pay 7 bucks to see some boobies he should be allowed to do so in peace.
I'm not sure if doing him was such a good idea. Yes the sex was good, but I'm scared I set myself up for failure in 2011 because he's the hottest guy. Ever.
I look at sleeping with him as a way to get up in the world. He will lead me on to bigger and better penises.
He burst into tears while I was blowing him. NEVER giving a bj for a graduation present again.
He threw up in a cup in the limo and when he got out the bouncer told him he couldn't bring drinks in so he gave the glass to that dumb girl we brought with us from c street.
I know, she tried to drink it
I said we should get a taxi and you were waving down cars, three of which were cops and one of them slowed down and shook his head then kept driving
He didn't think we needed a taxi
Its not college unless your study breaks were to go throw up from blacking out the night before
Why is hotel staff askin about the blood in our room
I'm high. Everything has a 45° angle. That is as far as my eyes open
I can not be a lesbian living on Beaverland.
let’s be honest I’d fucking Irish step dance on your grave, asshole
Do you think if I had a tempurpedic bed he would still be able to feel me fingering myself after we have sex?
They think I fractured my spine while doing your cousin on concrete.
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