it was nice. we just kind of hung out. she didnt even mention the farting incident.
Driving with balloons in your car is more annoying than that bubble fart that doesn't leave your ass after your previous fart.
third eye blind makes so much more sense now that i have a drug problem
She cut off the top of a watermelon and is now eating it with a spoon. She's more than half done.
FYI the landlord called and plumbers will be tearing up the bathroom tomorrow. Apparently the tub is leaking into the apt below us so be sure to pee in the shower today.
Post a pic on facebook and see if those same 46 girls find shitting in the bed handsome and adorable
No. 70% of the female population would find them attractive. The other 30% are lesbian and even they would appreciate them for their strong bodies and athletic capabilities.
Soooo we should kick it sometime when it's like light outside. Drink outta cups.. Be bitches. 7, 6, 3, 5.. 4, 2, 1... Sschhkiddaellladiieessscchk
Besides, I don't need any more men there who have seen my tits. #bearwatch2014
you called me drunk last night to talk about summoning sex demons with magic WTF
She is carving a little coffin out of some wood for her hamster that died. I'm flying home tonight.
Is there something wrong with us? Seriously.
Possibly, but I'd rather not fix it.
I did something very bad. More specifically, my boss.
You tried to chase every shot with a blueberry.
Feel free to drag me back to reality at your convenience
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