wakey wakey hands off snakey
Hey its my first time.
I think you mean "it's my first time"
it was terrible. i could've done a better job by myself.
im sober playing flip cup. its like cheating.
the coke olympics were a bad idea. there's a tree uprooted in the front of my building.
If I threw up, how do I still have the same piece of gum in my mouth from the beginning of the night?
Did you ever stop and think that god invented whiskey dick specifically for me
I WILL MAKE A FLYING LEAP FOR YOUR DICK WHEN I SEE YOU THROUGH THE WINDOW
Of course I'm not above using aladdin and pot to get laid, this is america
Its not chugging if its just one gulp
Do you ever actually plan things? Or is it always drugs then whatever happens? I'm considering being worried about you
At this point I think you're just judging my taste in men
Whore are you.
Is that a Yoda insult or are you asking me where I am?
Yes.
I'm getting a car wash man. I am go get a car wash high.
He can't just hit it and quit it and then eat your pop tarts on his way out.
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