I have to look really hot tonight because my personality is going to suck.
I JUST WOKE UP ON A TRAIN
I SHUDNT B ON A TRAIN
More importantly, he hasn't caught an STD yet. I mean I'd say it's luck, but at this point it has to be skill.
I can't believe I had to convince you to not drink butter.
they were fucking between cars in the parking lot and everyone was cheering at them.
dude, I feel like I need to get my gf's roommate a gift. something that says, sorry you walked in on me getting blown. suggestions?
dreams really do come true on the roof and drinking again
All three shower stalls were filled with couples fucking and then someone yelled "switch" and... We switched
Yknow what, if there is a thug life for white bitches, I'm living it. I went out on a date, watched howls moving castle with my brother till he passed out, then went and got some a+ dick, and made it home in time to take my mom to work. Now its 7am, I'm in bed with some free tacos, and when I'm done eating I'm going to sleep. What a great night.
Finally smoked with my brothers, I feel like I just won gold at the Best Older Brother Ever Olympics
You helped blow my nose... Ok it's safe to say we are on a new level of relationship..
But in today's society it's frowned upon not to wear pants in public.
My ladyscape is the envy of many and the shangrila of few. I will display it proudly.
I lost the right to judge tonight
you know what? fuck you, fuck your nana, and ESPECIALLY FUCK THE BLACKHAWKS.
I was just seen throwin up on the bookstore building near a trashcan by parents. Naturally I throw a thumbs up and say go college
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