She went off on a twilight/new moon tangent before we even got back to my room. i had to jump the ship and pretended to pass out on the sidewalk.
Here's the thing. I'm really high and have lots of questions about lightning.
he burped in my vagina and tried to deny it...
He cut you off when you said Paula Dean was in your soul...He kicked you out when "Paula" started eating random peoples food
Sucks about the cops last night
to be honest when I first looked up I wanted to know who was coming from a costume party..
someone lit off fireworks while I puked in the street. I was like congratulating me for making it through homecoming.
let's get a trip to cabo together for next spring... they have to have forgotten about me by now
My sister was crawling her way home and kept asking us to carry her,then she insisted on grabbing at our ankles til she passed out, how was your night?
Im sorry that my initial plan of you grabbing his dick didnt work out but Im glad you grabbed his heart
This summer isn't about fun. We have to train our livers to survive the next four years.
she opened a can of olives, drained the juice and poured ranch dressing in. oh and 'croutons' (saltines) on top...
im glad to be known as "the girl you had sex with on a golf course"
apparently I kept repeating I have a to do list this summer and he's on it
she broke a 50 dollar bottle of alcohol. then passed out in front of her car and got sprayed by a skunk
Replacing my paralegal is easy. Replacing my favorite office fuck toy is a totally different story. Damn him for wanting to better himself instead of being my manwhore
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