C thinks vomiting on the batroom floor = reaon not to party. Lies. Party continues.
hey, what are you doing tonight?
sleeping, g'night!
but i wanted to see you :(
sleeping! g'night!(801): i miss you!
stop - you have a right hand - use it!
im starting to measure my showers by the number of beers i drink while im in there.
Spider just rapelled from her vag rethinking online dating.
so he let me use one of the toothbrushes that came in his daughters 4 pack, purple glittery toddler toothbrush, the next time i came back his wife has used their label maker and put my name on it...
Well I woke up with a note on me reading Dear Passed Out Girl, and ending with why I shouldn't drink so much. Damn Tequilla.
Do you think the Slutcracker will use the original score? I'll be so sad if they don't.
Today my mom told me "that's what worries me about you getting blacked out drunk... You don't look pretty"
like he couldn't stop by and throw me in the back seat and ask for a blowjob? he had to give me flowers?
Can't we have real sex instead of you just thrusting the air near me?
When / where did the additional couches appear?
Additional?
James brought one with him when he showed up. Theres still 2 outside and according to facebook, at least one more burned up.
I didn't notice because vodka
I walked out in my coconut bra, and that's when it all went downhill.
I swear I get as excited about the sound of a condom wrapper as my cat gets when she's getting a can of food.
My saturday night consisted of sewing my Halloween costume and watching Blues Clues
You actually...sewed your costume?
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