If you don't sleep with him after showing him your thong with the bow, I am no longer on your side.
That should be a holiday. like easter. but bulges instead of baskets
my mom just asked me about sexting and if I have ever sent a naked picture to anyone. i fucking hate fox news.
bad decision 37: pregaming the antique store
Two girls just making out in the elevator. Didn't stop when the doors opened. Part of me didnt mind, but part did. Bc I wanted to get on the elevator without it getting awkward. Am I gay?
I just sent you a google doc listing all the reasons why I should stop hooking up with him. Feel free to add to it.
He just stared into my eyes and touched himself. That isn't hooking up.
This is America. Thomas Jefferson would have said I want some vagina.
Eating a TV dinner and watching Goosebumps on Netflix, the sad, sad title of my autobiography.
I'm going to be drunk and braless all weekend. Let the festivities begin!
4 out of 7 roommates in one month isn't that bad if you think about the fact that 3 of them were in the last 24 hours
A check for $9 that I used to buy six boxes of Girl Scout cookies bounced. I think I've hit a new low.
I just drunk texted the Italian guy and now I’m flooded with Shane. Uh, shame, not Shane. He sounds nice, though.
He unliked all of my pictures on instagram, I don't know whats worse, the fact that he did it or the fact that I noticed..
The best walk of shames are on the highway
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