even through the webcam i could tell he was aiming for my face/hair
what did gay clubs do before lady gaga
i just heard someone have an orgasm and then throw up through the vent in my room.
how are pickles made is in the google history again... why do you always wonder that, and forget the answer?
Right before we were going to have sex he said it was his "lucky condom" I don't know if that means its used or what.. But I'm freaking out either way.
There is literally a guy in my class with a gallon of water and a trophy.
Things I have that belong to you: shorts, headband, bra, purse, chinese food, vodka, and blood on my jeans. Happy homecoming.
u r missing out we r watching a tranny direct traffic in a gstring
Just saw a midget on a motorcycle. Best sight for a hangover ever.
In other news I have discovered that grindr is the easiest way to get free meals
Bro my mom is in for two days and you can't even hold back on the drinking she said as she left i hope he doesn't always pee his pants and he is sure popular with the girls wtf
You should make a checklist to ensure they are quality material. Here's mine: wearing shoes, not drunk, very hot, has teeth, speaks english. You never know
he had a beard, sexy nerd glasses and kept referring to his penis as 'this dick' its like jesus was saving my perfect match for my prime
I feel like I'm pretty optimistic for a girl that might be pregnant.
For the first time in my life, I still have money by the next payday. Who is this responsible person and what have they done with the real me?
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