Girls gone wild is like the hills, except sexy and it doesnt suck
alright got my week's quota of sex in, ready for modern warfare 2
just used a paint mixing cup as a shot glass. thank u art school.
You stayed up for three hours wasted, feeding my rabbit 2 1/2 boxes of girl scout cookies.
$5 long island pitchers = roommate pissing on his laptop at 3am.
Just paid a $5 cover at a bar I stumbled by so I could puke in a toilet and not in public.
can you blow me for old times sake
only for old times sake
I have a test in the morning in sign language about signs for drugs and alcohol use. Im drunk and rolling a blunt. I've never felt so confident about a grade in my life.
Actually it's really just going to be me drunk in your living room swinging from a pole on a tuesday morning.
The owner was showing me around and pointed at one of the bars and said "this is the one you're allowed to dance on. I could tell you wanted to ask." DREAM JOB.
I don't have the resources to adequately explain this. I need like a Powerpoint presentation and also Vodka.
Such a shame we didn't work out. We would've been a power couple producing NFL linemen :/
It's a Saturday night and I am in bed with two cats, a bottle of Riesling, and I'm masturbating to Iron Man. I'm great at being 21.
sarah's view on last night: a threesome to make things less awkward. oh, well done.
He said "I can't believe I had sex with a cat lady". Am I flattered or is this a new low?
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