Nakedness is not a toga. Just sayin
Call it a failed empirical study as to whether drugs would make her more interesting. or at least better in bed.
he had two deer mounted on his dorm room wall with panties and bras hanging from the antlers... i cant believe i contributed to bambi's headgear...
So, we're going at it on the sink when a German kid walks in and starts brushing his teeth. I love hostel sex.
I just remember her telling me "Hi, my names Kaissa and I'm a lesbian" over and over and over and over again as I was crying.
Was just told that I was slipped 2 hits of acid in my in flight drink before takeoff. 8 hours to Germany wish me luck
I wore water proof eyeliner just incase the first picture of me of 2012 is a mugshot
WE COULD TOTALLY DO ECSTASY AND GO TO THAT CAT SHELTER OFF OF BROADWAY.
Or stump rather since he's possibly large. Large penises don't have tips, just blunt ends of battering rams.
I'm eating those little wheels of cheese and watching storage wars, this is the opposite of sex.
Drinking hard cider in a room full of freshman girls. Never felt so secure of my manhood
I probably wouldn't
Flatmate got laid for the first time in 3 years. I'm baking a cake.
she told him my safe word. I'm gonna casually work it into conversation and at him suggestively to see if he realizes i want to have rough sex with him
I wet willied a stranger last night didn’t I?
I'm at the fucking ritz Carlton and I would leave here to cuddle with her. Not even fuck, just cuddle. What th hell is wrong with me?
I think it's called love, bro
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