Maybe she gives good head
A girl who still calls a dick a "wiener"cannot possibly give good head
I just want to get to the point in our relationship where I can get on top of her and fart and we can both laugh...not just me.
i just threw up in front of the washington monument. such a scenic puke.
Fist pumping is hard when country music is playing FYI but I am committed
You know what is really helpful - when the two guys you want to fuck stand next to each other. Stay tuned for who wins
These 5 days benders will be the death of me. Just living and breathing is a struggle right now.
That's ok. Our relationship has a solid foundation of booze and questionable behavior.
In fact, not a good idea to go into any house alone after a man invites you in from his balcony.
How many layers of skin can you loose before it becomes bad?
She was mid-sentence and then BOOM the hammock broke off the tree. I about pissed myself. Hot Sprite and Vodka make the world go round.
Would it be sharing too much to tell you that my nipples hurt so much that I couldn't comfortably go down the stairs?
DO IT, or I'll send you pictures of my hickey to remind you of your loneliness
People trash cargo shorts, but I'm like, sorry I had room for beers and you didn't.
You peed all over his floor and had a bottle popped in your ass when you passed out. Don't tell me I'm "still living in my college days"
I'm covered in bruises and scratches. I dont know whether to call them battlescars or sex decals
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