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So he thought it would be a nice gesture to show me his list of girls he fucked. There was 70. We then went through and put "V"'s next to all the ones that were virgins...
I'm torn. Shes everything I ever wanted, but I just cant get past the story about having drunken sex with her dog in high school.
I am choosing my outfit based on how fast I can get it off. Please help.
its freezing days like this when i seriously consider littering to speed up the global warming processes.
i realized i had a pad on before i went to this guys house so i stuck it in his neighbors shrub.
No dude, you can't hot box a bus shelter.
I wore my front clasp bra so he would have to prove his sobriety to me before we had sex.
I am a human short and spout . Here is my jager Herr is my redbull . When i get real drink i shout out. Tip me over and pour yeager out
Dude, just be careful. Her invitation for BJ is just a trap for her to stick her finger up your ass.
The sad thing is; I'm getting used to walking around feeling like I could hurl at any minute.
Some people dream of being astronauts others dream of having genitalia that shines like Edward Cullen in the sun
Of the two of us, which one has licked a drag queen's tit in the past 5 days?
I just traded sex to frolic with a box of husky puppies. Is this rock bottom?
I think I had Hypothermia but was too drunk to notice.
Randomize
