honestly, who buys weed with an unemployment check?
you.
oh yeah. preciate
and next time when you feel me up, do it right
woke up in a shopping cart using a keystone box as a blanket. how was your night?
That doesn't help it make any more sense. Because now you've brought pinata condoms into this.
Remind me to switch to jello when you decide to do shots off my ass. It's so much easier to clean than this pudding.
She spilled some tequila on her hair somehow and I guess I felt bad for her, so I yelled "ROOMIES FOR LIFE" and dipped my hair in my tequila.
I thought I was invisible, then some guy flashed his high beams at me and I realized my lights weren't on...not invisible.
She literally just changed his birthday. Overly attached girlfriend has nothing on her.
BECAUSE THIS IS AMERICA AND DONUTS AND TITTIES AND ALCOHOL IS WHAT THIS COUNTRY WAS FOUNDED ON
If it goes near your penis, it should not go near the Hawks.
I told him I wish we were at my house cause then I could tell him to get out after we had sex.
Is it normal, that tacos make me horny?
Micheal let me call him captain america while we fucked. It was awesome
Come as you are, bitch. Glitter and vodka provided.
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