the last thing i remember was trying to convince him to call over his girlfriend so we could have a threesome
there was a party in your bed and you weren't invited... change your sheets
you went around grabbing cigarettes out of peoples mouths and claiming you were curing cancer.
oh my god. were standing in the kitchen and were chanting "EYEBROWS" and shaving peoples eyebrows. I have work tomorrow and want to keep my eyebrows.
It was ths the worst 15 minutes of my life. . . It was like fucking a warm stick of butter.
and lets be real... who can blow a middle school class's sunday school teacher and keep a straight face ever again? NOBODY.
She's still too new to the group to be comfortable with us just sitting down as a group and watching porn on the tv.
I did the mature thing and subtweeted that bitch. She follows me so she'll see.
She said "I've been waiting to suck your cock since high school." I'm so glad so many freshmen are from our school.
who's job is it to make sure we don't run out of tp since the incident of 09'... Thats right you go get some
I think I will always strangely appreciate as well as kick ass at stoned dishes. Like for the rest of my life. Thank you slave job at Starbucks.
My new boobs got me 12 drinks at the concert. Whose the real winner here?
I've made this amazing blanket/pillow cocoon combo and I am set for life in here.
i sent him a nude and he responded 6 hours later
what did he say?
"oh m god,,, whow '!!!!nm"
I feel like I'm in a astronaut outfit like I'm a spaceman & I'm just floating around cause that's all you do in space is float and I'm floating to be in detail
Houston we have a problem
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