what did gay clubs do before lady gaga
I know it is almost summer when the students in my night class start showing up drunk.
dude that bald bouncer just did a body shot off of brian and then kicked us out for trying to charge him for it
planned ethnic drinking holidays while bored at work thru next may. I don't suppose you have any scots or russian in you?
I think the threesome was inevitable when she walked out in nothing but his boxers followed by him completely naked.
there is a guy passed out on top of me and i don't know what to do. help if you're awake? was anyone anyone expecting someone? maybe he found the wrong room?
What shitty, shitty thing could you possibly tell me that doesnt top the fact that i got hammered and showed everyone i could shit while running
Every little girl dreams of the day when she picks up her fuck buddy because he's drunk at the gay bar again.
So he just rolled you off his dick and fell on the floor?
As if I didn't already know that I was in the friend zone, our conversation that included the words "kiddo" and "old friend" really was a knee biter.
Why was I lying under a truck last night?
you can tell a lot about a person by the quality of their porn
It's not a funeral, it's a celebration of life. Going commando AND braless is really just honoring him!
I hate the cold months. Everybody starts hibernating and I start talking to guys I would never normally talk to. You have a drug habit and no license? Perfect candidate for a boyfriend...
I'm sure he likes you too... but your boyfriend is kind of a cockblock
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