So I've been drinking and I told the bf about the gf he almost fell of his chair
So random guy from last night came over tonight. I told myself I wasn't going to sleep with him but he had some killer dirty talk and a big penis in his arsenal...what was I supposed to do? Supposedly he lost his virginity to his wife and since their divorce a year ago I'm the 1st girl he's slept with, I feel like I just re-took his virginity...I feel like a rockstar.
He suggested abortion before I finished the sentence. That was my plan too, but now I feel like should keep it just to prove how big of a dick he is.
Be honest with Daniel. He was a good rebound to you for nine months and he made it so you could be with the one you really love and care for now. Just tell him thanks and best of luck.
They called security on the security guard who tried to break up the party in their suite. You tell me how drunk they were.
i'll probably be on drugs forewarning
forewarning i'll probably have done those drugs with you
Nothing like an alcohol-fueled, 6-hour-long hunt for weed--complete with occasional breaks for sex.
Oddly enough I feel totally fine now. Clonazapam and red bull the breakfast of champions.
The fact that you got a stranger guy to buy you a pizza off tinder makes me feel amazing
Oh dear. Sending much love.
Just send a machete.
So, if you were also having sex around 11pm, then we were legitimately being penetrated at the exact same time. That is amazing. We are soul sisters.
I don't know what she did to me last night, but the scratches on my back indicate that I had sex with a Bengal tiger last night.
And our sex soundtracks thus far have been metal and Star Wars
I am cleaning melted cheese out of my hair. This is a new experience for me
I had to break up with her. She was sending me study schedules and recipes for vegan lasagna. I’m just trying to survive man
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