i'm touring the leper colony via mapquest street view so we dont have to go there
In a bar in glasgow talking to a 12 year old about life. Welcome to Kentucky.
If you stick your dick in my spaghetti, we're fighting.
Have fun at school today. Try to hide that you're a whore. The other girls will like you better that way.
Also he wants to know a casual, consise way to ask a girl in a bar if he could eat her out. Think on that.
Last night was a "wash hands with dog shampoo" kind of night
It will be like a scavenger hunt.. only we're looking for places to have sex.
My dad slapped my ass the other day and say I was "doing the family name good". I feel...proud
JUST BECAUSE I LIKE TO BE TIED UP AND SPANKED DOESNT MEAN IM GOING TO LIKE TO BE TIED UP AND SPANKED AT WORK
I'm trying to make sure he doesn't drown in the toilet. Because I'm a nice lady.
MESSY REBOUND SEX HERE I COME! Time to start stretching to fit in my back seat again ...
I'm gonna forget you just shared your personal blowjob aesthetic with me and move on
These muscle relaxers obviously don't work because I'm harder than a fucking diamond.
Had a one night stand and didnt remember the guys name until he started sending me poems in the mail.
this is a mass text: the cage has been opened. repeat, the cage has been opened. a search party will be organized. you are all sloppy bitches. that is all.
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