talk about how much treatments for your hpv hurts
Don't make out with my wife yet
Say "Steve Buscemi is hot." with a straight face.
Why is Kyle using one of my nieces as a blunt object to provoke and attack my other niece?
Attention ladies coming to the party tonight! Tonight will be another chance to win the 5 bucks for getting my cousin hard. Bring your a-game, no one has been able to overcome the whiskey dick yet. Good luck.
Update: it wasn't just our driver. This ticket confirms that the Royal Oak PD also found our behavior on the party bus to be "Lewd and Indecent."
I woke up with the suicide hotline number saved as 'Hot Guy Josh'
Finally washing the shoe scuff marks off my front windshield :( bye bye memories
I woke up with the Dorothy costume at my ankles, both sparkly red shoes on, and clutching ToTo....we're not in Kansas anymore, dude
Also, I'm sat on the floor drinking cava because life is just not working for me tonight.
I just shit my pants and had a heart attack. Simultaneously. May or may not be related to this game.
Doing bumps while the kids play upstairs. #bestnannyever
If last night was a preview of 2015, I quit.
sitting in the prison waiting room in my boyfriends clothes. looooong story.
Nothing personal but yes I would be suspicious If I saw 3 guys and 2 girls in the same bathroom stall together
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