Sooo... I woke up in the shower this morning. It was on.
All I know is that if italians start TIME TRAVELLING were all in a lot of trouble paizon
Yes. Hungover. All the boys are going wakeboarding. Boys only. I wish I was a gay guy so I could go wakeboarding but still suck dick.
We convinced her the game "just the tip" was a billiards game. She was asking a couple guys if they wanted to play as we left. I kinda don't want to ask her how the rest of the night went.
someone lit off fireworks while I puked in the street. I was like congratulating me for making it through homecoming.
One of my other friends found me and the dog in the back seat of this one guy's car....I don't even know
Also there's a dick sized hole in my tights...should I be worried?
I know this is random but to this day I regret not having sex with you on that atv on the top of that mountain underneath the American flag.
So for future reference.... it's a little unnerving when I can't get hold of you, and the last communication we had was, "Oh fuck... It's tequila"
How sad is it that I'm looking in the farm & garden section of craigslist to find a weed dealer. I mean, that's where they'd be right? Just gotta break the code.
She had like a side ponytail and hoop earrings though. And legwarmers. Like a horrible 80s nightmare. Don't drink and dream, dude.
I've started brushing my teeth at 6pm, because honestly alcohol is the only thing I consume after that
He's going to wonder why I have burn marks on my asshole
I can't be a daydrinker without you. It just doesn't work.
I love you too.
She needs to move out. Her mom interferes with my penis being touched
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