what kind of vibe do I give off that a guy i've never hung out with thinks its okay to send me a picture of his ball cleavage?
She was sleeping without a shirt so I thought I wouldI sneaked a peek at her nipples..than I realized they were just warts...on her back.
i have a bunch of little boys around me trying to hit on me
dont be selfish, show some boob
Just heard her singing at the school concert... I am honored my penis was touched by those pipes
Did I happen to mention where i left my keys when I drunk dialed you last night
He just told me he's been drinking vodka at work all day. I'm starting to believe in soul mates.
Lesbian sex in an alleyway drunk.
How do I tell my child he was conceived on a barstool in South Alabama?
My neighbor caught me peeing on his rose bushes at 2 in the morning while wearing my Santa hat. My sex appeal has never been higher.
We woke up at 7:30am. We got a 30 rack, yelled at all the freshman shackers walkin back to their dorms, played a game of beer die, and boned all before 11:00am. I found my soulmate
I don't know what was up he just kept sitting in his chair smoking weed and watching home movies all night it was weird as fuck.
Was I at least a good cuddler? Like at least honorable mention?
I know he’s a bad decision but he's casual, his penis is amazing and his technique is on point.
Is is gay if I donloaded Grinder to see if my roommate is gay?
did i get sucker punched in the face last night or was our make-out session just that intense?
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