We're pretty sure the 'pocket' aspect of the hot pocket is unnecessary. Testing our theory now.
Could someone please kill snooki before she contributes to the gene pool.
i was so worried that when his hands were down my pants he was going to find the weed i stole from him
She had her laptop open and there was microsoft word opend and all was written was "no italianoo"
Chasing shots by shotgunning beers is not a good idea.
just start off by saying "hey, i cockblocked my friend last night and need to make it up to him, could you help?"
And if I hated you I'd probably say things like, "I never want to speak to you again," or, "Eat a bag of dicks." That's how you'd know.
Other than my penis smelling like an ashtray, it went really well.
Besides you're a Tennessee fan and it'd be against my religion to have your penis inside me today.
he came during what was supposed to be the foreplay blowjob. there goes my evening.
Agree to hang out with him and then take a gigantic shit right on him. Or if youve forgiven him for being a fucker maybe make out with him.
The difference between 22 and 28 is bigger than I realised. I had the urge to put on Spongebob and give him a cookie.
IS NO AN EMOTION BECAUSE THAT'S WHAT I'M FEELING RIGHT NOW
I just want to buy drugs without having to pay an arm and a leg for it. Is that a horrible thing to ask for?
I mean, it's not like you can exactly complain to the manager and higher ups about it.
I was just at Kroger and saw some guy with a steelers balloon... ran up to him and popped it. NO RAGRETS.
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