You hook up with other guys, let him talk to other girls.
no
You are still hot in my book. I wanna dry hump u like a 9th grader then hump for real when the herpes is gone.
in jail i did the beyonce ass shake for the police officers & called Sally from my collect phone in my cell & started singing "im in JAAAIL IM IN JAAAIL",
Was just grinding with my bio TA. She asked why i wasnt studying
My mom said she was relieved to see that I'd gained some weight bc she's "always worried" that I might have AIDS.
You told him how lucky he was to be an elephant and kept trying to grab his "trunk"
Are they engaged or just dating? Girlfriends come and go but the memory of sex at the pool last forever.
i feel like the wall was a canvas for his penis.
Throwing up in the car while my mom drives, sister holds the bag & my dad holds my hair. This is how my family bonds.
come over. We can flirt with the criteria for substance abuse and talk about our daddy issues
Welcome to Missouri, the show me your genitals state.
It is such a beautiful day to not be arrested
The creeper at the bar just realized we have the same birthday and bought me four beers already. He walked off so I took his change and dashed, i'm bringing the case over now.
I just typed "I've got a friend" and my phone autocompletes to "that's a dick appointment". What is my life.
I can't believe I slept with a girl who has the words shucks in her vocabulary. I'm getting less picky by the day..
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