if someoen knew that someone accidentally drunkly kissed your boyfriend would you want them to tell you/?
followup question: what if both somones were me?
Now you know why i just sit on the toilet and scream
Her boobs are too amazing to be looking at my dick. I'm even ashamed.
Its that time of year where we just drink more instead of dressing warmer
JAMES WASHOMGTON STATE ATTACKED US
WE'RE FYCKED UL HARDCORW
THE REISLING ATRACEX US
Oh god the guy I took underwear from at the bar is trying to add me as a friend on facebook now.
YOU CAN'T JUST DO COKE AND THEN CALM DOWN
at one point, i told him to buy you a pumpkin spice latte and uggs because you're a common white girl and that's how he should get you in bed
Definitely just threw up in a mcds cup going through Wendy's drive thru. I'm way to hungover to go to work today
I just watched a squirrel take down a snake,life isn't so bad after all.
So I got cockblocked by our relationship status last night
Holy shit dude........stairs
Got caught up in a real life love triangle. Both guys wanted me. I'm tempted to just run off with the cute girl from McDonalds instead
Please do that
this vacation is helping with my sexual bucket list so much. threesome, deaf guy, and outdoor sex all accomplished.
my near death experience doubled as my sexual awakening
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