Getting up at 8 this morning to drink could be the best and the worst idea we've ever had
I got it! After our exam we take shots for every question we skipped!!!
I don't wanna die...
Bars not open yet, I feel like a desperate alcoholic wandering around outside.
Oh so it was one of those "I shouldn't have gotten in a cab with a random 21 year old girl" kinda nights.
Oh my god. My pre-date bowl for nerves tuned into "I'm too high for this date" he kept talking about trucks and I couldn't stop making racial slurs.
she's a nursing student, i didn't think vomit would freak her out so much
you puked ON HER
He was so aggressive it felt like he was giving my boob a root cannal
I re-seduced my fuck buddy...must be the luck of the Irish!
How weird would it be for me to get 1 hour photos printed at CVS of my partially or all nude?
Did my extra credit for a class I badly need to pass at the bar of Friday's.. kind of sum's up my college career. Got a 90 though.
FUCK YOU IM DRINKING WINE FROM A BOX
You okay there or need a ride? Maybe a straw for your box
Maybe a straw...
according to the calendar even that i put in my phone last night, i'm supposed to fuck shit up at 11am today... i really hope i didn't miss something important
You said the best orgasm you ever had, you gave to yourself. your boyfriend looked really disappointed. so did half the room.
she wants homewrecking advice
are you gonna teach her your ways?
obvs. i'm like her yoda.
The pandemic has not made Uber drivers any less chatty.
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