yo i just woke up i feel so weird, and the absolut is still fill, so is the 30, what the fuck did we drink last night man? And will you please come out of the bathroom.
Bro... we didn't even hang out last night??
Hm. I declare blue a flavor.
Going to eat lunch. Bunch of people in church clothes, and we are hungover, wearing pajamas, and in real danger of puking on the floor. We're about to destroy the ambience of this joint.
we've been doin it since '07. it's like married sex now, were both comfortable so neither of us really tries anymore, we just do it because it's convenient
someone needs to make a hangover cure that isn't cocaine.
Resolution for 2011: blow jobs are a privilege, not a right.
I guess I made wings because there's chicken everywhere. Even on the walls. 3 of them. It's like a chicken grave yard.
Tranny group. Dance off. Horse hair and dicks swinging. I. Cant. Unsee. This.
Well that's the thing. He does want to take me out... To a strip club. I see this going down a very bad road but you know I'm going to go.
HES DOING PULLUPS BE STILL MY BEATING HEART
5% want to drink juice and feel better, 95% just want to touch your butt
And for today's main disappontment. I thought I saw a midget with fireworks get on the buss, alas it's a child with cleaning supplies
cake and sex. what better combination is there.
I'm sorry about the spring break comment. I won't make anymore pornos, I promise.
WHAT THE FUCK DREAM ME
I'M GONNA PUNCH THAT BITCH THE FUCK DID SHE THINK SHE WAS DOIN
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