spell your last name, im trying to find you on facebook
After she swallowed she let out a hurge burp. No BS. I'm the cock of the walk.
I think you have the wrong number. But at any rate, respect.
if i get the "i'm engaged" text one more time, i'm going to shoot myself in the face so my cats won't eat it when i die alone.
Fell down a spiral staircase. Et tu vodka. Et tu.
She was really fucking loud. My neighbors definetly knew my name...
Update... last night a man tried to bite my ear. I think he swallowed my pearl earring.
Think of it this way, instead of a puppy, we're getting a baby.
Okay. I am working on pulling a tooth out of my mouth. Call me.
We were high as shit. We argued for like ten minutes about going to Dunkin Donuts and then just ended up rolling down hills. Thanks for the weed.
Yeah i was handcuffed to the bed all night but i actually slept like a baby
Some old bald man is a 100,000 dollar Audi sports car just revved his engine at me and held out his phone at me trying to get my number. I hate the valley.
I told you, she may have multiple personality disorder, but like in the most upbeat way possible.
he has pokemon bedsheets but his dick is huge so i took one for the team
he just fucked me for my cheese.
Going to give your dick a friendship bracelet.
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