I'm having a debate with **** over whether or not he is gay... what's your verdict?
GAY or at the very least bisexual.
His "joking around" with all of his roommates is clearly as act. He needs to step back and reevaluate his sexual orientation.
Weird... you've rode him.
im pretty sure that there was a mint leaf in my poop this morning. i love mojito season.
Mmmm, vodka for breakfast
He famously once noted that women should wear white "like all other domestic appliances,"
I've slept with so many tools that you'd think my pussy was Home Depot.
I drank almost a whole fifth last night. Woke up with blood everywhere wearing a "stereotype this" tshirt. How fitting
May have caused an international incident. More details after we taxi in.
sorry about having a shotput competition with your microwave, seemed like a good idea at the time
The kid I'm babysitting just asked if I had a boyfriend. WHY IS A FOUR YEAR OLD MAKING ME FEEL BAD ABOUT MY LIFE
I would rather deep fry my own cock while it's still attached to me than have his life.
Uh yeah. I ate a brick of cheese. Didn't even cut it. We were admiring the teeth marks I was leaving. We decided it was the negative of my mouth
he was extremely fucked up- he thought my sports bra was his boxers. even when his leg wouldnt fit. at least whiskey dick wasnt a problem
I don't have any money, so I'm just gonna press my boobs against him for his birthday.
Next time I try to break into the police station drunk, please stop me.
If a guy makes a dick joke within 24 hrs of matching am I just setting myself up for disaster if I say yes to a date lol
Randomize
