I'm not really sure actually. until I fell in love with a boy (which was just a few weeks ago) I thought my attraction to men was purely physical.
so you were gay...and then you realized you were EVEN MORE gay
worst 3rd wheel sitch ever. i'm crammed into a booth with him and chubs mcgee and his hand is between her legs. thank youuu karma.
they said he just opened the front of his shirt and threw up alll over himself
We started hooking up and a group of freshmen outside my window started chanting my name. Encouraging yet distracting
Just woke up next to our cab driver from last night. Please tell me this isn't happening.
We started a mustache riot at white castle at 4 in the morning. Will explain in detail.
im pretty sure your bra is in my room hanging on my shark pinata
I have no recollection of sleep choking you
After the baby comes, I'll make us White Russians with my breast milk. That will teach her about sharing.
Currently studying Econ, while waiting outside current booty call's residence for him to return from the strip club. This is your fault.
In between rounds of sex, you stopped and did drunken handstand push-ups.
This drive is very scenic
And I'm chugging whiskey in the back
As you should, soak in all this country has to offer
He responded to all of my texts prodding for dirty talk with "I will do anything you are comfortable with."\n\nChivalry is great, but being comfortable doesn't get me wet.
so how was it...?
sadly not as impressive as one might expect from a division one athlete. he lacked the stamina i had hoped for, and by lacked i do mean he fell asleep while he was still inside me. an epic wtf moment, i know.
A girl just managed to steal a whole gallon of ice cream. I'm letting her go because that is impressive.
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